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Subject: Joke-Newly married couple
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simone.g 8/27/2006 - 9:06:40
A husband and wife return from their honeymoon,first thing the next morning,the husband gets out of bed to get ready for work,he goes down stairs for breakfast only to find his wife crying over the kitchen counter,he asks whats wrong,she replies,I dont know what to make you for breakfast and i cant cook,he smiles saying dont worry,go up stairs,i'll show you what i want for breakfast. (s*x) He returns home for lunch and yet again his wife is crying,he asks why,she says she cant cook him lunch,he says go upstairs and i'll show you want i want for lunch. (s*x2) He returns home after a long day at work only to find his wife sliding down the railing naked,what are you doing,he asks,she giggles and says,im warming your supper!!! 
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sindy13 11/14/2006 - 8:38:05
Wow! Simone wat a nice joke. I laughed real hard n i also had my eyes sweating 2. *
shyice 12/1/2006 - 9:10:54
Nice!hopefully u didnt get it 4rm seein ur parents doin it *
just2swt 6/14/2007 - 10:20:04
Lol. Q. Wot do u give a honey moon couple when asked 4 salad? A. Lettuce alone without dressing *
